Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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