Do you still have your period?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
