super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
Randomize
