She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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