Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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