I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
