I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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