Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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