so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Boobs are out for the taking
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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