Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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