I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize
