Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
40s are totally the cure
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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