I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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