Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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