just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize