I'm gonna have a badass scar
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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