Someone shit on the floor
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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