you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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