idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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