I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
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I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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