don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Do you remember whose house we're in?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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