i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Even my vagina gasped.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
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I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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