I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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