my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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