So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
the day after is always just damage control
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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