Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So drunk its hurt
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Randomize
