i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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