im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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