doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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