She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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