Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Randomize
