come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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