So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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