i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I understand Curling. That high.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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