There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
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