Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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