During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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