Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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