I must be too annoying 4 u.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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