i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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