you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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