I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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