Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
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