Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
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dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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