I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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