do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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