How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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