He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
