oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
