I like to think it a success when the cops are called
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
So here I am, sexting at work.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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