His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
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Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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