Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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