if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
