is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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