Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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